Yeah, I’m 56 and She’s 24. What’s Your Point? Fred Astaire and Leslie Caron, frequently though not continuously irresistible in Daddy Long Legs

Come on, do the Sluefoot? That I can resist.

The fifties were Hollywood’s golden age — one of them, at least — of the May-December romance. The “first wave” of leading men since the advent of the talkies — Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, et al. — were still box office, but when it came to the ladies, fresh faces were preferred. Thus, the dewy-eyed Grace Kelly ended up in the seriously mature arms of Gary, Cary, Clark, and the ever-so-fortunate Bing Crosby,1 while Audrey Hepburn was passed around by Humphrey Bogart, Henry Fonda, and Coop, not to mention Fred himself.

Fred, of course, was no stranger to such pairings. Back in 1943, at age 44, he had appeared with 17-year-old Joan Leslie in The Sky’s the Limit. Eight years later, he appeared with 22-year-old Jane Powell in The Royal Wedding. But at 56, playing a sugar daddy chasing 24-year-old Leslie Caron, Fred looked just a little too gray. The age-defying magic that had propelled Fred through his two great “late” films — Royal Wedding and The Band Wagon — was starting to disappear.

Daddy Long Legs, though a definite step down from the near-continuously delightful Band Wagon, is far from a total loss. The film contains the hit song “Something’s Gotta Give,” Fred’s last hit;2 an excellent, though too brief Astaire solo (“A History of the Beat”); and, most of all, it has Leslie Caron.

Gene Kelly brought Leslie to America to star, appropriately enough, in An American in Paris. It’s not my favorite Kelly,3 but with a whole lotta Gershwin goin’ on, and with Kelly, Leslie, and Georges Guétary to do the singin’ and dancin’, well, things can’t go very wrong, and they don’t. In The Band Wagon, Fred had snitched, rather heavily, from Gene’s classic Singin’ in the Rain, borrowing scriptwriters Betty Comden and Adolph Green4 as well as Cyd Charisse, who brought along her famous “bad girl” routine from the “Gotta Dance” closer for Singin’. So choosing Leslie as his next dancing partner probably sounded like a pretty good idea, and it was.

Leslie Caron, if not another Cyd Charisse, was awfully damn close. A chunky ballerina sounds like a contradiction in terms, but petite Leslie’s delightfully muscular torso and thighs gave promise of some seriously pneumatic bliss. Plus, she had that mock innocence thing — always a specialty with French chicks — down cold.

So what’s hurtin’? Classic songwriter Johnny Mercer came through with both words and music for “Something’s Gotta Give,” but the rest of the film’s score is no more than functional. Screenwriters Henry and Phoebe Ephron, working off of Jean Webster’s 1912 novel Daddy Long Legs,5 about an orphan girl who falls in love with her mysterious benefactor, “Daddy Long Legs,” proved even less inspired. In theory, you can update just about anything (in theory), but the stars were not aligned in the Ephrons’ favor.The spirit of Eisenhower was settling over the land, and, in large part, Daddy Long Legs proves just too damn ’50s for fun. The sparkle, impudence, and Manhattan pizzazz that was the 20s’ gift to American popular culture was just about dead. Its successor, stirring in the womb at the Sun Records recording studio down in Memphis, was yet to be born.

Daddy Long Legs was Fred’s first and only film for Twentieth Century-Fox, which was very much into Cinemascope back in the day. Cinemascope really didn’t work very well for Fred, since he was into couples rather than spectacle, but the suits, particularly at Fox, were convinced that the big, big screen was Hollywood’s “answer” to television back in 1955.6

Still, the film does start with just a little of that old Manhattan sparkle, some nice Cinemascope shots of the Big Apple in the ’50s. After working its way through Central Park, the camera proves to be in a definite Upper East Side state of mind, zeroing in on a massive, old-school mansion clearly modeled on the residences of Carnegie Steel No. 2 Henry Clay Frick and über-banker J. P. Morgan. Both the Frick mansion and the Morgan are museums today, and this place proves to be one as well. We listen to the patter of perennial fussbudget Joseph Kearns, perhaps the bitchiest man in show business,7 showing us the glories of the Pendleton art collection. A series of fairly funny Pendleton family portraits — of Jervis Pendleton I, II, and III — lets us know that Fred is the current Jervis Pendleton. His portrait, a not-bad pseudo-Braque,8 suggests that Jervis III is a free spirit, a suspicion confirmed when the camera takes us upstairs to Fred’s posh office, where he’s hittin’ the skins of his own personal drum set to accompany some hip big-band sounds9 on the stereo,10 much to the irritation of another full-time fussbudget, Fred’s private secretary, “Griggs,” played in full-jacket frump by Fred Clark.

Griggs is continually telling Jervis that a man in his position can’t do the things Jervis likes to do, which, of course, is exactly what Jervis likes to hear. Yeah, listening to some big-band music, that’s definitely some wild and crazy stuff, isn’t it? Fred I tries to enlighten Fred II on “The History of the Beat,” a Johnny Mercer patter number that is only half there. Fred gives us the set-up, “Because I hold you in great affection and esteem/I shall now begin/To instruct you in/What the jazz elite/Call the modern beat,” but the actual history — a lot of rat-a-tat-tat rhymes along the lines of “Don’t la-di-da or lorgnette it, Count Basie or Charlie Barnet11 it” — was dropped.12 Instead of singing, Fred launches into a quick, all-too-brief dance number, only about a minute long, and the bit is over almost before it’s begun, which is a shame, because Fred looks terrific. He hasn’t lost a step, but there just aren’t enough of them.

Once that’s over, we have to get Fred over to France, so he can visit an orphanage and become enchanted with orphan Julie Andre (Leslie, of course) and provide for her to go to college in the U.S. This involves hanging with yet another prissy stuffed shirt, Ambassador Alexander Williamson (Larry Keating), but Julie does make it to America and “Walston College,”13 which provides the occasion for a very uninteresting song, “Welcome Egghead.”14

Unsurprisingly, Julie much prefers college to the orphanage, even if it is in the U.S., and she writes long letters to her unknown sponsor, which Fred is too busy to read, but his secretary Alicia (Thelma Ritter15) does read and file them. Eventually, Griggs and Alicia shame Fred into reading the letters,16 leading eventually to one of the best numbers in the film, a “dream ballet” in which Fred imagines himself to be the fantasy sugar daddies that Julie imagines her Daddy Long Legs might be.

First up is a swaggering Texan, so loaded with loot that he showers himself with coins every time he takes off his John B. Stetson. Fred has a grand time playing against type, striding around in cowboy boots, his legs looking so long we have to wonder if he has some sort of special lifts built into the boots to give him another six inches.17 If so, they don’t slow him down a bit.

But Julie finds Tex a little wearing. Too loud, too gauche! He’s replaced by an international playboy, surrounded by comely babes begging for attention. Fred bestows about three seconds of attention on each gal, sufficient to cause her to roll ecstatically on her back and throw her legs up in the air, the erotic implications of which are diminished by shooting the whole bit in a long shot, necessary in part to fill up that damned gigantic Cinemascope screen.

Her daddy surrounded by chicks with their legs in the air? No, that’s not what Julie wants. The playboy vanishes and is replaced by Fred as Julie’s guardian angel, which leads to a very sweet dance, Fred hovering unobtrusively behind an innocent Julie and giving her a little magical assistance from time to time — helping her to get up on her toes, for example, and warding off a scaffold that threatens to collapse on her. From what I’ve read, Fred wanted very much to work with Leslie, and here we can see why. If the sweetness never quite progresses into greatness, perhaps because of a lack of moral depth, well, we shouldn’t complain. The potentially tragic dimensions of a “look, but don’t touch” relationship just don’t fit into a film like Daddy Long Legs.

Coming down from his cloud, Fred decides that playing Pygmalion to Leslie’s Galatea in his dreams isn’t enough. He wants to do it in the flesh — exactly what he ought not to do, of course, but when you’re Jervis Pendleton III, you don’t play by the rules. This leads to more tedious consternation on the part of Griggs, as well as some by Gertrude Pendleton (Kathryn Givney) Jervis’ sister-in-law, whom he’s been stiff-arming for years — because she’s boring, like everyone else in his life.18 Suddenly Jervis wants to renew family ties, because Gertrude’s daughter Linda (Terry Moore), whom he’s never met, attends Walston.

This leads to the most tedious, boring, and awkward scene in the film, Jervis’ visit to Walston, where he cleverly introduces himself to Julie as “John Smith” at the Walston “Spring Dance,” music supplied by Ray Anthony’s big band.19 She tells him about her mysterious benefactor, Daddy Long Legs, who, she says, is bald on top with a fringe of white hair. Fred winces elegantly, but we wince too. Confronting the age problem head on, well, that’s honest, but confronting the problem isn’t quite the same as solving it. Fred’s still old, and Leslie’s still young.

Things get worse when Jervis and Julie go inside and join the kids on the dance floor. When you’re 56 — really, when you’re 26 — you don’t belong on the dance floor with a bunch of college kids. The setup becomes particularly unfortunate when Ray and the Boys launch into “Sluefoot,” a novelty dance number with ’50s faux-funky lyrics like “You sticks your old posterior out and you manipulates it about.”20

Fortunately, we don’t see Fred do this, and the number isn’t terrible, except that, as I’ve said, Fred just doesn’t belong there. Naturally, we have to see Jervis winning Julie away from all the young bucks, Jimmy McBride (Kelly Brown) in particular, which only makes things worse. Jimmy may not be a stunner, but he isn’t 56 years old.

Jimmy’s young, and Jimmy’s persistent. Fortunately, he also wants to be a mining engineer, and Jervis and Griggs, inspired perhaps by King David’s handling of Uriah the Hittite,21 find Jimmy a job in one of Jervis’ tin mines in Bolivia. With Jimmy out of the way, Jervis, as John Smith, romances Julie in a more serious manner, bringing her to a fancy hotel in New York, where they enjoy dinner on the terrace of her lavish suite. Getting seriously carried away, Fred/Jervis sings “Something’s Gotta Give,” and, naturally, we get an excellent romantic dance, very sweet, not much emotional depth, very reminiscent of Fred’s “I’m Old Fashioned” number with Rita Hayworth in You Were Never Lovelier, but without quite the same wonderful brio of that performance, but maybe I’m just being grumpy. Who’s getting old, Fred or me?

Anyway, this leads to a magical night on the town, and it seems that “John” and Julie are set. Unfortunately, Ambassador Sullivan has the adjoining suite, and the adjoining terrace, and when he hears the two enjoying breakfast together the next day, he blows a gasket, even though, naturally, “nothing” happened. Jervis, lacking the nerve to resist the dead hand of conformity, gives way to the ambassador’s bullying, and tells Julie that he has to go abroad.

Eventually, of course, they’re reunited, after a long stretch of tedious, boring to-and-fro-ing, culminating, dramatically, in another dream ballet — Julie doing the dreaming this time — which has never gotten much respect from the critics. The ballet is quite ambitious, and, as dream ballets go, far from a disaster. The costumes and décor are elaborate and are rarely “bad,” sometimes making effective use of the massive Cinemascope screen, which is not an easy thing to do. But, like so many puddings, it lacks a theme, so that, when all the shouting and tumult are done, we feel let down. Fred never appears as a dancer in the number, which is a serious fault. The “bad girl,” or “slit-skirt” sequence — always a necessity — is a particular disappointment. Leslie, I’m sure, was capable of giving a serious erotic performance, but this isn’t it. The concluding, “mad” scene, with Julie dressed as a Pierrot, wearing a black skullcap, is pretty avant-garde for a Fox musical, but it runs a bit long and, again, we don’t have much of a finish.22

Fortunately, Julie doesn’t go mad. Instead, she heads for New York to finally see Daddy in the flesh. In a fairly clever bit of recapitulation, she arrives at the Pendleton mansion to listen to the same gallery tour that we heard at the beginning of the film. Jervis summons up the courage to go down and confront Julie, telling her that he is both John and Jervis, and that he loves her. And so, of course, they dance.

Afterwords

Daddy Long Legs was easily Fred Astaire’s most painful shoot, because his wife was dying of cancer at the time. At one point, he wanted to cancel the production, offering to pay the costs out of his own pocket. After it was done, however, he frequently cited it as one of his favorite films.

Leslie Caron was one star who exploited the star system for her own purposes. She followed Daddy Long Legs with Gaby, a reworking of Waterloo Bridge, playing a ballet dancer turned prostitute. She had an enormous hit with Gigi, which she followed with an English production of The Doctor’s Dilemma, based on a play by George Bernard Shaw.23 In 1960 she appeared in The Subterraneans, an absolutely hysterical take on the Jack Kerouac novel, which tragically, tragically is not available today. Throughout the ’60s she worked in English, French, and Italian films. Her last big Hollywood picture was Promise Her Anything (1965), co-starring with her then current May-December boy toy, Warren Beatty. It was Caron who persuaded Beatty to take an interest in the script for Bonnie and Clyde, thinking that she and Warren would star in it together. Her last appearance has been in Law & Order SVU in 2006. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to be much of a name today, and many of her films are still not available on DVD.

Daddy Long Legs is available on DVD. The quality is excellent, but the Cinemascope format is a bit of a pain, because there’s no way to see the film except in its “authentic” format (no way on my system, at least, or no way at least that I can figure out), so that the main effect is make Fred and Leslie a lot smaller than they would be in a “bad” scan n’ pan format.