The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

These are names of actual bands, past and present. Actively updated. There are currently 1617 band names.

The return of the original Canonical List of Weird Band Names site!
A few of us at Bright Lights Film Journal, along with our pals White People Lie, started the Canonical List of Weird Band Names back in 1995 as an amusing side project. A year or two later, we handed it over to a fan named Chelle, who lovingly maintained the site for a while before moving on to other things. While Googling down memory lane, we discovered that our beloved list had been mentioned or completely reproduced on hundreds of web sites. This odd success from our long-gone youth inspired us to take up the site again in 2008. Hey, we're too old for the mosh pit now, and pretty much everything else, but we're not too old to laugh.

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[ a ]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

A Boy Named Gomer

Above Average Weight Band


Abstract Evil Barbie

A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Accidental Goat Sodomy

Accidental Suicide

Add N To (X)


Adult Children of Heterosexuals

The Advil Monkeys

a fine boat, that coffin!

Affordable Floors

Afghanistan Banana Stand

Aggressive Crotch Display

Afterbirth Sandwich

Agnes Morehead

Agoraphobic Nosebleed


Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast

Air Biscuit

Alabama Thunderpussy

The Albino Toilet Boys


Alcoholics Unanimous

Alien Nymphos from Uranus

Alien Sex Fiend

All You Can Eat

The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine

Amazing Rhythm Chickens

Amberham Lincoln

Amish Driveby

Amps for Christ


Amputee and the Eunichs

A.M. Salad

Anal Babes

Anal Beard Barbers

Anal Blast

Anal Castration

Anal Chinook

Anal Cunt

Anal Destination

Anal Genocide

Anal Fang Boner

Anal Getaway

Anal Hearse

Anal Kitties

Anally Aborted Fetus

Anal Magic

Anal Mucus

The Anal-Retentive Mississippi Scavenger Hunt

Anal Sadist

Anal Sausage

Anal Solvent

Anal Thunder

Anal Vomit

Ancient Chinese Penis

And Also The Trees

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

An Emotional Fish

Angry Johnny And The Killbillies

Angry Samoans


Anus the Menace

The Ape-Shits

Apes, Pigs, & Spacemen

A Place to Bury Strangers

Appalachian Death Ride

Apocolypse Hoboken

The AquaFaggots

The Archbishop's Enema Fetish

Archers of Loaf

Arctic Monkeys

Are These My Pants?


Armageddon Dildos

Armed And Hammered


Armpit Jug Band

Arm the Homeless

Arse Destroyer

Arson Welles

Arthur Loves Plastic

The Asbestos Tampons

Ashtray Babyhead

Ashtray Boy


The Ass Baboons of Venus

Assfactor 4


Asshole Parade


Ass Mascara


Ass Ponys


Ass Solvent


Asylum Street Spankers

Atomic Rooster

Attila The Stockbroker

Aural Cunt Punt


[ b ]

Baby Shit Brown

Badical Turbo Radness

The Bad Livers

Bad Mutha Goose

Balcony of Ignornance



Baloney Ponys

Banana Blender Surprise

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

Banned in 31 Flavors

A Band Named Bob

Band Over

Band That Shot Liberty Valence

Bang Gang

Barbara's Bush

Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs

Barbie Bones

Barefoot Hockey Goalie

Barenaked Ladies


Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble

Barnyard Ballers

Barnyard Slut

Barry White Boys


The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

Bearded Clams

Bearded Itchy Lover

Beer on the Penguin

Beast Penis

Beats the Hell Out of Me

Bed & Bondage


Beef Masters

Behold! The Living Corpse

The Bendy Monsters

Ben Wa and the Blue Balls

Bertha Does Moosejaw

Bertha's Mule

The Betty Ford Band

Betty's Fish Bag

Betty's Not a Vitamin

Beverley Beer Bellies

Be Your Own Pet

Bi-anal Ham Sandwich

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

Big Ass Manatee

Big Ass Truck

Big Balls and the Great White Idiot

Big Bird's Turds

Big Black Nun

Big Blow and the Bushwackers

Big Daddy Cumbuckets

Big Dead Fish

Big Dick and the Extenders

Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space

Big Fish Ensemble

Big Head Todd and the Monsters

Big In Iowa

Big White Undies

The Biggest Freak in New Jersey

Big Willy & the Naked Bus Drivers

Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18 Wheeler

Bimbo Toolshed

Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster

Bionic Fist Fuckers

Bionic Roommate


Birth Hole

Bitch Slap

Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas

Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]

Black Fag

The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience

Black Leather Agenda

Black Leather Jesus

Black Pimpin Jesus

Blasted Sea Witch

Bleeding Rectum

Blew Willie

Blind Lemon Pledge

Bloated Scrotum

Bloated Tick

Blonder Tongue

Bloodbath and Beyond

Bloodless Pharaohs

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens

Bloody Dead & Sexy

Bloody Mess and the Scabs

Bloody Stools

Blow Job Queen

Blow Monkeys

Blown Apart Bastards

The Blue-Ball Band

Blue Balls Deluxe

Boba Fett Youth

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

Bob Hope to Die

Body Falling Down Stairs

Boiled Angel

Bolt Upright and the Erections

Bondage A Go Go

The Bondage of Cigarettes


Boneless Children Foundation

Boner Donors



Bordering On Retarded

Boris the Sprinkler

The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

Bowling for Larva

Bowling for Soup


The Boxing Ghandis

Boy Scouts of Annihilation

Bozo Porno Circus

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

Breakfast in Beirut

Brian Jonestown Massacre

Bright Blue Gorilla

The Broken Penis Orchestra

Brown Lobster Tank

Brutis Bit Me

Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys

Bullwinkel Gandhi

Brutal Dildos

Brutal Juice

Brutal Noodle

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters

Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas

Buddha Thunkit

Bulimia Banquet


The Bumpin' Uglies


Burger Pimp

Burning Lesbians

Burning Sofa #10

Burn Your Tongue

The Bus Station Loonies

Buster Hymen & the Penetrators


Butt Jowl Picnic

Butthole Surfers

Butt Savages


Butt Trumpet


[ c ]

Cake Airbasket


Cancer Bats

Cancer Bunny

The Cancer Fags

Candy Striper Death Orgy

Cannibal Elvis

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries

Captain Drinking Binge

Captain Foreskin

Carnage Asada

Carpet Shitter

Car Sickness

Casiotone For The Painfully Alone

Castration Squad

Cat Butt

Caterwaul of Sound

Cat Rapes Dog

Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine

Celebrity Skin

The Celibate Rifles

Cervix Couch

Ces Jacuzzi and the Slumlords

Cheap Trucker's Speed

Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers

Cherokee Sex Workshop

Cherry Coke Enema

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Cher UK

Chewbacca Plaid Cock

Chia Pet

The Chicken Charmers

Chickens On Smack

Children of the Vending Machine

Chocolate Bunnies From Hell

Christ On a Crutch

Christ On a Stick

Chunky Vomit

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Circle Jerks

Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen

Clitaurus Rex

Clit 45

Clown Meat

Clowns For Progress


Cobaine's Brains

Cock and Ball Torture


Cock ESP


Cock Pizza

Cock Rock For Cannibals

Coconut Dwarf Assault

Coffin Break

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

Colon On The Cob

The Color Fred

Colostomy Grab-Bag

Condo Fucks

Connie Fucking Francis

Contagious Orgasm

Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes

Coolie and the Sex Crimes

Corn on Macabre

Corpses as Bedmates

Cortizone 5

The Cosmic Crop Dusters

The Couch Slugs

The County Medical Examiners

Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs

Craig Loves Pots and Pans and He's Going Places

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

Craven Morehead

Crazy Evelyn

Crazy Little White Guy

Crazy Penis

Crazy Taco Cafeteria

Creaming Jesus

Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup

Creamy Electric Santa

The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing

Crew Slut

Crispy Ambulance

Crocheted Doughnut Ring

Crosseyed Chicken


The Crucifucks

Crushed Infant

Crybabies With Brassholes

Crystal Shit

Cultivated Bimbo

Cum Dumpster

The Cumshots

The Cunning Runts

The Cuntblasters


Cunts With Attitude

Curious George and the Homophobes

Cycle Sluts from Hell


[ d ]

Daddy's Got the Biggest

Daggy and the Dickheads

Dairy Queen Empire

Damn the Bad Luck

Damn You Peter Pan

Dancing Cigarettes

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

David Cronenberg's Wife

David Hasselhoffs Haircut

Dayglo Abortions

Dead Ant Farm

The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln

Dead Blue Cat


Dead Fish Prophecy

Dead Kennedys

Dead Milkmen

The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen]

Dead People

The Dead Sea Squirrels

Deaf School

Death Cab for Cutie

Death Spleen


Decaying Testicles

Deep Dickollective

Deepthroat Shotgun

Def Leppard

Demon Barf

Department of Crooks

Devestation Wagon

Devil with Cheese

Dick Cheese and the Crackers

The Dick Clarks

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

Dick Duck and the Dorks

dickhearse a discourse on dickhorse

The Dick Nixons


The Dicks

Dicky Retardo

Did Lee Squat?

The Diesel Whores

Diet Christ

Dildo Took a Taxi

Dildo Warheads

The Dinner Is Ruined

Dirt Clod Fight

Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots

Dirty Girl Scout

Disappointed Parents

Disciples of Ed

Discount Methlab

Disgruntled Postal Workers

Disguised as Birds

The Dismemberment Plan

The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy

Dissecting Table

DJ Rapekit

The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks

Dog Food Five


Doggy Style

Dog Lips

Dog Shit Rangers

Dogs of Bagfood

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Dogs With Jobs

Donkey Punch

Don Knotts Overdrive

Don't Call Me Francis

Dopper Cocks

Doris Daze

Douche Gimlet

Dow Jones and the Industrials

Downy Mildew

Dracula Milk Toast

Drag King


Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]

Dr. Castrato and the Measles

Dreaded Apparatus

Dregs Kill Jesus

Drew Barrymore's Dealer

Dripping Horse Cock

Drive By Crucifixion

Drive In Funeral

Drunken Camel

Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers

Drunks With Guns

Dukes of Hazardous Material

Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs

Dumpster Juice

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

Dusty Cowshit

Dwarf Bitch


[ e ]

Earl E. Worm

Earthpig and Fire

Ear Wacks

Eat My Afterbirth

e. coli

Edith Head

Ed Gein's Car

Ed's Redeeming Qualities

Eeyore Ass Guzzlers

Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus

Elastic Sausage

Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars

Electric Prostates

Electric Vomit

El Groupo Sexo

Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches

The Elvis Diet

Elvis and the Shitheads

Elvis Hitler

Emily's Sassy Lime

End of Orgy

Enema Bandits

Engorged With Blood

Epileptic Disco

Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation

Escrow Tomato

Eternal Erection

Ethyl Meatplow

Ethyl Merman

Eve's Plumb

Evil Dick and the Banned Members

Evil Moisture

Evil Nurse Sheila

Evil Wiener

Excrementory Grindfuckers

Experimental BBQ

Exploding Boy

Exploding Fuck Dolls

Exploding Head Trick

Exploding Tits

Exploding White Mice


[ f ]

Fabulous Abortion

Fabulous Pimps


Facial Defecation


Fag Bash

The Fainting Generals

Fangboy and the Ghouls

The Fart Farmers


Fart Kazoo

The Fartz

Fatal Sneeze

Fat and Fucked Up

The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips

Fat Luv

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Fear of Clowns

The Fellatio Ratio

Feral Nanna

Fetus Fajitas

Fields of Shit

The Fierce Nipples

'57 Lesbian

50 Ways to Kill Me

Filthy Pussy Finger

Fishnet Stalkers

Five Fat Guys Who Rock

Fix My Head

Flaming Box of Ants

The Flaming Donuts of Jesus

Flaming Lips

Flamingo Nosebleed

Flaming Technicolor Vomit

Flaming Vomit

Flamin' Schnanuses

Flatulent Chicken

Flatutory Rape

Flavor of Uranus

Flesh for Lulu

The Floating Corpses

Flopping Bodybags

Flying Crap

Flying Cunts of Chaos

Flying Dustbunnies

Flying Testicle

Force Vomit


Foreskin 500

Forbidden Pigs

Foul Mouth Mitchy

Four Dudes In a Band

4 Guys Named Doris

Four Fried Chickens and a Coke

Four Honkies In a Big Black Car

400 Lonely Things

4 Out of 5 Doctors

The 4-Skins

The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse

Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

Four Way Anal Touchfight

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13

Freak Daddy Love Cheese

The Freaky Executives

The Fred Mertz Experience

Free Beer

Free Beer and Chicken

Free Range Chicken

The French are from Hell

Fresh Rectum

Freud Chicken

Fried Abortions

Frogs Don't Cry

Fromage d'Amour





The Fuck Fucks


Fuck...I'm Dead

Fucking Angels

The Fucking Cunts

Fuckin Shit Biscuits

Fuckin' Son of a Bitch

Fuck Me I'm Irish

Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen

Fuck on the Beach


Fuck Your Stupid Civilization

Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans

Fudge Tunnel

Full Throttle Aristotle

FUGR (aka Fat Ugly Guys Rock)

Full Metal Chicken

Full Metal Faggot

Funeral Rape

The Funkin Donuts

Funky Donkey Cheese

Funman and the Scumbags

Furious George

The Fuzzy Nerds


[ g ]

Gag Factor

Galaxy of Mailbox Whores

Gang Green


Gangsta Bitch Barbie

Gangway Fathead

Gargoyle Sox

Gay Black Republican

Gay Dad

Gay Doctors with AIDS

The Gay Gays

Gaye Bikers on Acid

Gay for Johnny Depp

Gay Ray and the Straights

Gayrilla Biscuits

Gay Witch Abortion

Gay Worms Invasion

Gaza Strippers

Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Geisha Balls

Genital Deformities


Genocide Organ

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses

The Glands of External Secretion

Global Disrobal

Glorious Clitorious

Glory Hole


Gnat King Kong

Goblin Cock


Goddamn Electric Bill

God Hates Computers

God Meat God

God's Favorite Pussy

God's Girlfriend

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Goldfish Don't Bounce

The Go Kill Yourselves

Go Nad Go


Goober Patrol

The Good Grime Sound System

Good Looking Communists

Gorilla Biscuits

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

The Gotohells

Grab, Grab The Haddock

Grand Mother Fucker

Grandpa's Become a Fungus

Granny's Hole

Gregory's Pecker

Grim Skunk

Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows

Gringo Star

Groinal Socket


Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]


Guitar Fucker

Guns N' Wankers

Gut Full of Cheese

Guyana Koolaid


[ h ]

Habitual Sex Offenders

The Hacksaw Circumcision

The Hair & Skin Trading Co.

Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]

Half Man, Half Biscuit

Halibutt Sharon

Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy

Halo of Flies

Ham SandwicH

Hamster Sandwich

The Hard Drinkin Housewives


Harry and the Mulefuckers

Harry H. Nutsack

Harry Palms and the Gym Towels

Harry Pussy

Hate Fuck Trio

Haunted Fucking

Headless Marines


Head Like a Hole

Heavy Into Jeff

Heavy Mentally Retarded

Heavy Pink Insulator

Heavy Vegetable

Helen Keller Plaid

The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]

Hellacopter Meat

Hell Camino

Hell Toupee

Hello I'm A Truck

Henry Kissinger's Tits

Hentai Cum Dungeon

Here Are the Facts You Requested

Here, Eat This!

Her Majesty the Baby


The Hermaphrodaddies

Herpes Cineplex

He's Dead Jim


Heterosexual and Ashamed

Heywood Trout Festival

Hindu Garage Sale

Hiny Hole Smith and the Invaders of Israel

Hitler's Bikini

Hitler Stole My Potato

HIV and the Positives

Hockey Teeth

Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Holy Fuck

Holy Mary, Mother of Bert

The Home for the Def Big Band

Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

Honk If You're Horny

Hootie and the Blowfish

Hornets Attack Victor Mature [phony name used by real band R.E.M.]

Horny Hogs

Horny Mormons

Horny Sack of Beans

The Horrid Farts

Horseshit Gunfire

Hostile Amish

Hot Buttered Elvis

Hot God Vomit

Hot Rod Shopping Cart

Hot Seamen

House of Large Sizes

The House That Gloria Vanderbilt

Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins

Human Buffet

The Humpers

The Hurling Tandooris

Hydrogen Babies

Hymen Holocaust


[ i ]

I Buried Paul

I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House

Ice Cream Headache

Icky Boyfriends

Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky

If Cows Had Wings

I Hate You

I Just Killed My Parents

I Killed the Prom Queen

I Love My Shih-Tzu

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

Immaculate Infection

Impaled Nazarene

Imperial Butt Wizards

Impotent Seasnakes

Incest by Marriage

Individual Fruit Pie

Infamous Bastards

The Inflatable Boy Clams

Inflatable Dates

Inflatable Grandpa

The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls

Inflatable Party Sheep

Inhale Mary

Insane Clown Posse

Insects with Tits

Instant Asshole

The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac

The Invisible Fish Business

The Introspective Playboy

Invisible Flintstones

Iodine Raincoat

Iowa Beef Experience

I Played in Anal Spew

Iron Liver

Iron Prostate

Iron Virgin

I Spit On Your Gravy

I Set My Friends on Fire

The Italians Obsessed with Cheese

It's All Meat


I Wrote the Bible


[ j ]

Jabbering Trout

Jackie-O Motherfucker

Jack Off Jill

The Jackofficers


Jalopy Taco Stand

James Brown Car Alarm

Janitors Against Apartheid

Japanese Torture Comedy Hour

Jason's Cat Died

Jazz Iguanas

The Jean Paul Sartre Experience

Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy

Jehovah's Waitresses

Jehovah's Wetness

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Jello Logic

Jenny's Pussy

Jerry's Kids

Jesus Anal Penetration

Jesus Causes Cancer

Jesus Christ and the Nail Knockers

Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline

Jesus Christ Super Fly

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Jesus Fucking Christ


Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

Jesus Penis

The Jesus Presley Experience

Jiggle the Handle

Jif and the Choosy Mothers

Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids

The Jizzbuckets

Jizzy Speedwack

Joan of Arkansas

Jodie Foster's Army

Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits

John Cougar Concentration Camp

John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler

Johnny Butt and The Badfish

Johnny Cakes and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Johnny Cock and the Nuts

Johnny Jism and the Plastic Wood Experience

Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams

Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes

Johnny Vomit

The Jolly Naked Fishermen

Jonestown Punch

Juggernaut Crustacean

Juggling Death Squad

June with a Cleaver

Just Plain Cheese


[ k ]


Kaka Pussy

Kamikaze Refrigerators

Kamakazi Sex Pilots

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kenfunky Fried

The Kentucky HeadHunters

Kerrigan's Knees

Kevin Short And His Privates

Kick Ass Ernie

Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks

Kid With Man Head

Killer Dwarfs

The Killer Hayseeds

Killer Kiwis

Killer Pussy

Kill Me

Kill Ted Knight

King Fucker Chicken

Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat

Kiss My Poodle's Donkey


Kissing the Pink


Kitten Felcher

Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]

Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons

Kung Fu Dykes

K.Y. and the Backsliders

[ l ]

Lack of Afro


Large Marge And The Tell 'Em I Sent Ya's

Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers

Lawn Piranha


Leather Hymen

The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

Lee Presson and the Nails

The Legendary 4-Nikators

Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds

Lesbian Ninjas

Les Claypool's Frog Brigade

Lick the Fat Elvis


Limp Bizkit

Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch

Lipstick Sandwich

Liquid Jelly Monkey Love

Liquid Monkey

Lisa Gives Head

Little German Sailor Kid

Lord of Mushrooms

Lord Panic and the Exploders

Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple

Lost Underpants of Doom


Love Gravy

Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly

Lubricated Goat


Lucifer Loves Tarantino

The Luminous Toilet Bowls

Lunatic Candy Kreep

Lung Mustard

Lust Buckets


Luxury Christ

Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders


[ m ]

Machine Gun Fellatio

Maggot Sandwich

Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers

Major Nelson & The Screaming Jeannies

Make Lisa Rich

Maniac Sumo Cunt

Man Is the Bastard

Manic Dingo

Man...or Astro-Man?

Man Scouts of America

Man Size Habit

Manson-Nixon Line

Mao Tse Helen

The Map Says We're Fucked

Marcia Brady's Tits

Martha and the Muffins

Mary Carves the Chicken

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

Ma Shot Pa


Max C. and The Padds

Max Galactic and the Cloud of Evil

Max Roach and the Holders

Mayhem Lettuce

Me and My Right Hand

Meat Beat Manifesto

Meat Cigars


Meat Puppets

Meat Shits

Meaty Pants

Mechanical Tampon Fish

Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees

Mega Smegma

Mel Gibson and the Pants

Melissa's House of Crabs

Men Among Poodles

Menstrual Gravy

Mermaids In the Basement

Microwavable Tree Frogs

Midget Sperm Bank

Mighty Sphincter

Mile High Super Sloth

Mill Valley Taters

Minnie Pearl Necklace

Minnie Pearl's Jam

Miracle Wimp

The Missing Teeth

Mr. Bill and the Cumtones

Mr. Happy and the Genocides

Mr. Holland's Anus

Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show

Mr. Shit

Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers

Mr. T Experience

Moby Grape

Modest Mouse

Moist Fist

Monkey Fucks Football

Moon Wiring Club

Mother Fungus


The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir

More Drunk Cowboys

The Most Sordid Pies

Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]

Mott the Hoople

Mouse and the Traps

Much Ado About Shit

The Muffs

Mussolini Headkick

The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden

My Baby Wants To Eat Your Pussy

My Dad is Dead

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

My Friend the Chocolate Cake


My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

My Inverted Stomach

My Sister Harold

My Three Scum

My Uncle's Asshole

My White Bread Mom


[ n ]

Naked Potato

The Naked Skinnies

Nancy Reagan's Abortions

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

Nashville Pussy

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

Natural Fonzie

Naugahyde Chihuahuas

Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

The Negro Problem

Nerve Picnic

Nervous Christians

Neutral Milk Hotel

The Newlydeads

New Squids on the Dock

New Wave Hookers

New Wet Kojak

Nine Inch Richards

9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse

99th Fuck You

Nip Drivers

The Nipple Erectors

Nipple Hardness Factor

Nocturnal Emissions

Nomad Nipples

Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints

Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

Not Drowning, Waving

Nothing But Puke

Nothing Heavier Than A Car On My Head

Not Now I'm Naked

Not With My Camel

Nuclear Dog Food

Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls


Nurse With Wound

Nuts Can Surf


[ o ]



Oh Shit! A Geyser!


Old Lady Drivers

The Old Rustic Cheese

Ominous Seapods

Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick

1,200,000 Dead Tibetians

1000 Homo DJs

The Only Alternative & His Other Possibilities

Operation: Cliff Claven

Operation Dirtman

Organic Condom Mazda Drugs

Origami Genitalia

The Original Piece of Shit Band

Oui Phucter

Out of Godzilla's Butt

Out Vile Jelly

Ovarian Trolley


Ozzy Beard Spaghetti


[ p ]

Pabst Smear

Pacific Gas and Electric Blues Band

Painful Discharge

Painful Rectal Itch

Paisley Brain Cells

Pamper the Madman

Pancakes for Penguin

Pandora's Lunch Box

Panic! At the Disco

Pansy Division


Pants are Overrated


Part Time Christians

Paul Minor's Great Big Ego

Peace Love and Pitbulls

Pearl Harbor and the Explosions


Pee Shy

The Pee Tanks

Pelvic Meatloaf

Pelvis Aquarium

Penis DeMilo

Penis Flytrap

Penis Genius

Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death

Penis Sheurekan

Penis and Vagina

Penis Shit Pile

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Your Majesty

Penetration Camp

People With Chairs Up Their Noses

Peppermint Dildo

Pepto Dismal

Perforated Head

Personal Hygeine

Peter and the Test Tube Babies

Peter Tuck

Phallus Dei

The Phantom Wedding Band

Phat Ninja Karaoke


Philemon Arthur and the Dung


Phlegm Fatale

Phone Bill from Hell

Pieces of Lisa

Pimps of Venus

Pineapples From The Dawn of Time

Pink Slip Daddy


The Piss Drunks

Pissed Happy Children

Pissed Jeans

Pissed Officers

Piss Factory

The Pissflaps

Piss Wizards

Placenta Sandwich

Planet of Pants

The Plastered Bastards

Plastic Nude Martini

Plastic Santa Claus

Playdough Fish

The Pleasure Fuckers

Poison Okies

Poly Cotton and the Blends


Poonanie Cramp-Up

Poop Shovel

Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks

Pope on a Stick


Popular Organs

Pop Will Eat Itself

Pork Queen

Porn Flakes

The Pornhuskers

Porno for Pyros

Porn on the Cob

Post Nasal Drip

Poultry in Motion

Pounded Clown

Power of Pussy

Power Snatch

Pregnant Men

Premature Ejaculation

Premature Evacuation

Pretentious Flamedogs

Pretty Fuck Luck

The Price of Dope


Prick Harness

Primate Rape

Prince Rama of Ayodhya

Princess Tinymeat

Printed At Bismarck's Death

Prison Rape Scenes

Proctal Taxedermy

Professor Morrison's Lollipop

Projectile Afterbirth

Projectile Booty Nuggets

The Pro-Midget Mafia

Proof of Utah

Prostitute Disfigurement

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Psycho Sluts from Hell

Public Enema

PubLic Hair

Puke Daisies

Puking Squirrels from Hell

Pulled Apart by Horses

Pumpin' Ethyl

Pungent Frustration

Pungent Stench

Punk As A Doornail

Pure Bastard Extract

Purple Headed Love Warriors

Purple Vulture Shit

The Purple Waxheads Made of Foam

Pussy Crush


Pussy Galore

The Pussy Pirates


Pussy Tourette


[ q ]


Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

The Queers

Queer Wookie

Question Mark & the Mysterians


[ r ]

Rabid Rabbis

Radical Vulvectomy

Radioactive Squirrels

Rage Against the Coffee Machine

Raggedy Aneurysm

The Raging Pimps of Doom

Raging Woodies

Rainbow Butt Monkeys


The Rampant Hedgehogs

Random Dudes

Rash of Stabbings

Rat in the Gravy

Rats of Unusual Size

The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

Real Fucking Idiots

Rebel Without Applause


Rectal Nightmare

Rectal Pizza

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Red Neck Girlfriend

Redneck GReece Deluxe

Red Red Meat

Reek of Shits

Rehab After Party

Reign of Frogs

Reluctant Stereotypes

REO Speed Dealer


Results of Inbreeding

Retarted Elf

Revlon Spam Queens

Revolting Cocks

Revolutionary Corps Of The Teenage Jesus


Rhymes with Orange

Rhythm Method

Rigor Phallus

Ringo Deathstarr

Roaty Toaty Scrotum

Robot Dicks

Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards

Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

Rodney King and the Nightsticks

Rolling Donut

Romeo Void

Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes

Round Ear Spock

Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Rudimentary Peni



Rump Rangers

The Runz


[ s ]

Saltwater Vampires

Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing

Sam's Butt

Sandy Duncan's Eye

San Jose Cow Muzak

Santa's Dead

Satanic Chicken Fuckers

Satan's Almighty Penis

Satan's Cheerleaders

Satan's Cheese

Satan's Penis

Saturated Fat

Saturday's Garbage

Saturn's Flea Collar

Say Hi to Your Mom


Science Diet

Science Gravy Orchestra

The Scopes Funky Trial

Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel

Screaming Broccoli

Screaming Fucking Hippies

Screaming Headless Torsos

The Screaming Hormones

Screaming Iguanas of Love

Screaming Moist Accountants


Scrotum Nosedive

Seasick Pirates

Señor Cummypants

The Sensitive New Age Cow Persons

Septic Death


7 Foot Spleen

7 Head Scream

Seven Minutes of Nausea


Seven Year Bitch

Severe Tire Damage

Sex Clark Five


Sexual Organs Discharging Liquid Substances

Sex With Midgets

The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

Shamwow And His Horse Cubs

Sharon Stoned

Shattered Hymen

Shave the Monkey


She Stole My Beer

Sheep On Drugs

Shirley Temple of Doom

Shirley Temple Pilots

The Shit

Shit Bong

Shit Birds

Shit Dogs

The Shitjackers

Shit and Shine

The Shitsez

Shit Smell

Shit Spangled Banner

Shitting Glitter

The Shitty Limits

The Shit Wilsons

Shitty Shitty Band Band

Shoot the Mime

Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.

Shower of Smegma

The Shower Scene from Psycho

Shower With Goats

Sick Little Monkey

Sick Sick Sinners

Sick Things International

Sik Fuks

Simon Go Fuck Yourself

Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]

Sinus Envy

Six Feet of Foreplay

Six Inch Nipples

6 Hard Brothers and a Dog

69% Female

The Six Virgins

Skadelic Smegma

Skaffle House

Skankin' Pickle

Skeptic Tank


Skunk Death

Sky Eats Airplane

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Sleezus Fist and The Latter Day Taints

Slick Dick And The Volkswagens

Slut Kitchen

Sluts for Hire

Sly and the Family Jewels

Small Ball Paul

The Smashing Pumpkins


Smegma & the Nuns

Smell Bacon

The Smelling Pisstakes

Smelly Tongues

Smilin' Hams

The Smokin' Gopher Holes

Smoking Popes


Snails on Acid


Snatch Attack

Snatches Of Pink

Sneaker Pimps

Sniveling Shits

Snot Rocket

Snotty Scotty and the Hankies

Snuff the Ficus


Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front

Sober Phil




Some Kind of Cream

Soothing Sounds For Baby

Sorry About Your Couch

Sorry About Your Daughter

Soul Coughing

The Sound of Munich

Sour Discharge


Space Hog

Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy

Space Negroes

Space Pussy

The Spaceshits

Spanking Bishops

Spastic Colon

Spastic Rats

Speculum Fight

Sperm Bank Junkies


Sperm Wails

The Sphinctones

Spock's Johnson

Spooky Tooth

Spurm Count

The Staggerers

Stark Naked and the Car Thieves

Stay Fucked

Stale Urine

*.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]

STD Police

Sticky Finger and the Pornos

The Stiff Richards

The Stiff Woodies

Stillwarm Stillborn

Stinky Fire Engine

St. Mucous

Stop Calling Me Frank

Storm and the Balls

Straight Jacket Lucy

Strangulated Beatoffs

Strawberry Foreskin

The String Cheese Incident

Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]

Stuck Backwards

Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies

Stukas Over Bedrock

Stupid Fucking Hippie

Stupid White People

Sucking Chest Wound

Sucking Diction

Sudden Infant

Suffocate for Fuck Sake

Super Furry Animals


Super Sonic Soul Pimps

Surfing Jesus

The Surf Maggots

Surgical Penis Klinik

Susanne and the Guys With Ties

Swallowing Shit

Swearing at Motorists

The Sweatpant Boners

The Sweaty Bitch Hogs

Sweaty Nipples United


Swingin' Johnsons

Swingin' Udders

Swinging Love Corpses

Swollen Monkeys

Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess

The Syphilitics


[ t ]

Tall Dwarfs

Tastes Like Chicken

T-Bone and the Spit Vendors

Technosquid Eats Parliament

The Ted Bundys

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

Ted Ed Fred

Teenage Jesus and the Jerks

The Telephony Bandits of Doom

Temporary Darkening of the Stool

Ten Mile Tongue



Texas Faggott

Texas Is the Reason

The Texas Nazis

Thank God We're Immortal

Them Ashtray Lickers

Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

The The

The Tortillas You Wanted

the Trash Killers

The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler

They Tried To Frame OJ

They Were Expendable

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

Third Global Vagina Torture

30 Odd Foot of Grunts


This Ain't a Goddamn Field Trip People, It's Fucking War

This Is Our Daughter

This Is Serious, Mum

Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments

Those Darn Accordians

3D House of Beef

The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys

Three Meter Peter

Three-Stiff Trunk

Three Teens Kill Four

Throbbing Gristle

The Throbbing Testicles

Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan!

Thurston Howell's Boner

Tit Fuck Me Jesus

Tit Wrench

Titty Bingo

To Live and Shave in LA

Toad the Wet Sprocket

Toiling Midgets

Tokyo Ghetto Pussy

Tonto's Expanding Headband

The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Too Fat to Skate

Tooling for Bovines

Toothless Rooster Men

Tortured Scrotum

Toucan Slam

Touch My Rash

Toxic Shock and the Tampons

Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

Tragic Machine

Tragic Mulatto

Trailer Park Casanovas

Trailer Park Bitch

Transexual Hitler

Translucent Ballsacs

Traveling Dingleberries

Trotsky Icepick

Trout Fishing In America

Tumor Circus

Tupperware Death

Turkey Makes Me Sleepy

Turning Robots Into People

Twat Trot Tra La

Twelve Pound Buttock

Two For Flinching

Two Minute Sinatra

Two Stroke Boner

2000 Flushes

Tyrannosaurus Rectum


[ u ]


UFO Lowrider

Ugly Head

Ultimate Spinach

Uncle Scam

Underpants Cowboy

Unidentified Rocking Objects

Uncle Bob Touched Me

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

Uncle Sandwich

Underpants Machine

Universal Orgiastic Picnic

Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos


Urethra Franklin

Urinal Mints

The Urinals

Urine Specimen

Useless Pieces of Shit


[ v ]

Vagina Boys

Vagina Dentata Organ

Vaginal Bear Trap

Vaginal Blood Farts

Vaginal Carnage

Vaginal Croutons

Vaginal Davis

Vaginal Jesus

Vaginal Reference



Vampire State Building

Van Gogh's Ear

The Vaselines

The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness

Vegas Cocks

Vegetarian Meat

The Velcro Pygmies

Velvet Acid Christ


Venus and the Razor Blades

Vic Morrow's Head

Violent Femmes

The Virgin Connie Swail

Virgin Prunes

Virgin-Whore Complex

Vermin from Venus

The Veronica Cartwrights

The Vibrators

Vic Vaccume and the Attachments

Violent Anal Death

The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

Vomit and the Zits

Vomit Launch

Vomito Negro

The Vomit Spots

Vomit Thrower



Voodoo Meat Bucket

Voodoo Tuna


[ w ]

Waco Jesus


Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]

Walking With Edna

Was I Naked

Was (Not Was)

Waste Basket

Wayne County And The Electric Chairs

Wealthy Whore Entertainment

We Are Going To Eat You

We Break For Wayne Newton

Weird People in Giant Condoms

Weird Skull Control

The Well Hungarians

The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band

Well Strung

Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles

We Need Girlfriends

Werewolf Jerusalem

We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It

When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water

Where's The Pope?

White Boys for Gay Jesus

White Courtesy Telephone


White People Lie

White Trash Debutantes

Who Carries the Organ

Whorehouse of Representatives


Who The Hell Are You?

Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?

Willie Nelson Mandela

Windy Austin and the Hothouse Tomato Boys

Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children


The Wookie Basket

Wookie Chest Hair

Wookie Lust

Worse Than Celibate

The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers

Wynona Ryders


[ x ]

XXX Atomic Toejam


[ y ]

Yams from Outer Space

The Yeasty Girls

Yoko Homo

Yoko Ono's Ass

You Have Ten Seconds To Unfuck Yourself

Your Damn Neighbors

Your Naked Mother

You've Got Foetus on Your Breath


[ z ]

Zip Code Rapists

Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction

Zombies Under Stress

Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads

Zorro and the Blue Footballs

Zulu Leprechauns

Recently added

September 2009:

Escrow Tomato

August 2009:

Waco Jesus

The Legendary 4-Nikators

Twat Trot Tra La

4 Out of 5 Doctors

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Shave the Monkey

The Diesel Whores

Black Pimpin Jesus

Banned in 31 Flavors

Cake Airbasket

My Baby Wants To Eat Your Pussy



Richard Kuykendall at Associated Content posted a long think-piece about the site on 4/30/2009.

The Canonical List of Band Names was written up in Entertainment Weekly back in 1999.

An early (1996) review of The Canonical List of Weird Band Names appeared in The Amplifier.

Many of the first band names to appear on this list came from the pages of Fizz Magazine, the great alternative music zine published in the 1990s (now sadly defunct).



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