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A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce A Boy Named Gomer A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation Adult Children of Heterosexuals The Advil Monkeys Affordable Floors Afghanistan Banana Stand Afterbirth Sandwich Agnes Morehead Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast Alien Nymphos from Uranus The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine Amberham Lincoln Anal Beard Barbers Anal Genocide The Anal-Retentive Mississippi Scavenger Hunt Anal Sadist Anal Sausage Ancient Chinese Penis ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead An Emotional Fish Angry Johnny And The Killbillies The Archbishop's Enema Fetish Armpit Ass Solvent Baby Shit Brown Badical Turbo Radness The Bad Livers Bad Mutha Goose Baloney Ponys Banana Blender Surprise The Band Formerly Known As Sausage A Band Named Bob Band Over Band That Shot Liberty Valence Bang Gang Barbara's Bush Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs Barefoot Hockey Goalie Barf Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble Barnyard Slut Barry White Boys The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash Bearded Clams Bearded Itchy Lover Beats the Hell Out of Me Bedwetter Beef Masters The Bendy Monsters Ben Wa and the Blue Balls Bertha Does Moosejaw Bertha's Mule Betty's Fish Bag Beverley Beer Bellies Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings Big Balls and the Great White Idiot Big Bird's Turds Big Black Nun Big Blow and the Bushwackers Big Daddy Cumbuckets Big Dead Fish Big Dick and the Extenders Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space Big Head Todd and the Monsters Big White Undies The Biggest Freak in New Jersey Big Willy & the Naked Bus Drivers Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18 Wheeler Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster Birth Hole Bitch Slap Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas Bizarr Sex Trio [sic] The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience Black Leather Agenda Black Leather Jesus Bleeding Rectum Blew Willie Bloated Scrotum Bloated Tick Blonder Tongue Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens Bloody Mess and the Scabs Bloody Stools Blow Job Queen Blow Monkeys Blown Apart Bastards Boba Fett Youth Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits Body Falling Down Stairs Boiled Angel Bolt Upright and the Erections Bondage A Go Go The Bondage of Cigarettes Bongwater Bongzilla Bordering On Retarded Bowling for Larva BowWowWowHaus The Boxing Ghandis Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre Breakfast in Beirut Brian Jonestown Massacre Bright Blue Gorilla Brown Lobster Tank Brutis Bit Me Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys Bullwinkel Gandhi Brutal Juice Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas Buddha Thunkit Bulimia Banquet Bumgravy The Bumpin' Uglies Burger Pimp Burning Lesbians Burning Sofa #10 Burn Your Tongue Buster Hymen & the Penetrators Butt Jowl Picnic Butt Savages Candy Striper Death Orgy Cannibal Elvis Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries Captain Drinking Binge Car Sickness Casiotone For The Painfully Alone Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine Celebrity Skin Cheap Trucker's Speed Cherry Coke Enema Chewbacca Plaid Cock Chia Pet The Chicken Charmers Chickens On Smack Children of the Vending Machine Chocolate Bunnies From Hell Christ On a Crutch Christ On a Stick Chunky Vomit Cindy Brady's Lisp Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen Clitaurus Rex Clown Meat Clowns For Progress Cobaine's Brains Cock Pizza Coconut Dwarf Assault Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains Colostomy Grab-Bag Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes Coolie and the Sex Crimes Cortizone 5 Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs Craig Loves Pots and Pans and He's Going Places Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies Craven Morehead Crazy Evelyn Crazy Little White Guy Crazy Taco Cafeteria Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup Creamy Electric Santa The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing Crew Slut Crosseyed Chicken Crushed Infant Crybabies With Brassholes Crystal Shit Cum Dumpster Cunts With Attitude Curious George and the Homophobes Daddy's Got the Biggest Damn the Bad Luck Damn You Peter Pan The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln Dead Blue Cat The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen] Dead People Death Spleen DebbieDoDog Decaying Testicles Deepthroat Shotgun Demon Barf Department of Crooks Devestation Wagon Dick Cheese and the Crackers Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles dickhearse a discourse on dickhorse Dicky Retardo Dirt Clod Fight Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots Dirty Girl Scout The Dismemberment Plan The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks Dogfuckers Doggy Style Dog Lips Dog Shit Rangers Dogs of Bagfood Dopper Cocks Douche Gimlet Dow Jones and the Industrials Dracula Milk Toast Drag King Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko] Dr. Castrato and the Measles Dreaded Apparatus Dregs Kill Jesus Drew Barrymore's Dealer Drive By Crucifixion Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers Dukes of Hazardous Material Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs Dwarf Bitch Ear Wacks Eat My Afterbirth e. coli Ed Gein's Car Eeyore Ass Guzzlers Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus Elastic Sausage Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars Electric Prostates Electric Vomit El Groupo Sexo Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches The Elvis Diet End of Orgy Enema Bandits Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation Eternal Erection Ethyl Merman Evil Dick and the Banned Members Experimental BBQ Exploding Boy Exploding Tits Fabulous Abortion Fabulous Pimps Facial Defecation Fag Fag Bash Fangboy and the Ghouls Farrt Fart Kazoo Fatal Sneeze Fat and Fucked Up The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips Fat Luv The Fellatio Ratio Feral Nanna Fetus Fajitas Fields of Shit '57 Lesbian Filthy Pussy Finger Five Fat Guys Who Rock Fix My Head Flaming Box of Ants The Flaming Donuts of Jesus Flaming Technicolor Vomit Flaming Vomit Flamin' Schnanuses Flatulent Chicken Flatutory Rape Flavor of Uranus Flopping Bodybags Flying Crap Flying Dustbunnies Force Vomit Foul Mouth Mitchy Four Dudes In a Band 4 Guys Named Doris Four Fried Chickens and a Coke Four Honkies In a Big Black Car The 4-Skins The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse Four Nurses of the Apocalypse Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 Freak Daddy Love Cheese The Freaky Executives Free Beer Free Beer and Chicken Free Range Chicken The French are from Hell Fresh Rectum Freud Chicken Frogs Don't Cry Fromage d'Amour Fuck Fuckemos Fuckface Fuckhead Fucking Angels The Fucking Cunts Fuckin' Son of a Bitch Fuck Me I'm Irish Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen Fuckshitpiss Fuck Your Stupid Civilization Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans Fudge Tunnel FUGR (aka Fat Ugly Guys Rock) Full Metal Chicken Full Metal Faggot Funky Donkey Cheese Funman and the Scumbags Gag Factor Gang Green Gangrene Gangway Fathead Gay Doctors with AIDS Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous Geisha Balls Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses The Glands of External Secretion Glory Hole Gluecifer Gnat King Kong God Hates Computers The Go Kill Yourselves Go Nad Go Goober Patrol Granny's Hole Gregory's Pecker Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows Gringo Star Groinal Socket Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion] Guitarantula Gut Full of Cheese Guyana Koolaid Habitual Sex Offenders The Hair & Skin Trading Co. Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken] Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy Halo of Flies Hamster Sandwich Harry and the Mulefuckers Harry H. Nutsack Harry Palms and the Gym Towels Harry Pussy Headless Marines Headlice Heavy Into Jeff Heavy Mentally Retarded Heavy Pink Insulator The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks] Hellacopter Meat Hell Camino Hello I'm A Truck Henry Kissinger's Tits Here Are the Facts You Requested Here, Eat This! Hermaphrochrist The Hermaphrodaddies Herpes Cineplex He's Dead Jim Heywood Trout Festival Hiny Hole Smith and the Invaders of Israel HIV and the Positives Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death Holy Mary, Mother of Bert The Home for the Def Big Band Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives Honk If You're Horny Hornets Attack Victor Mature [phony name used by real band R.E.M.] Horny Sack of Beans The Horrid Farts Hot God Vomit Hot Rod Shopping Cart Hot Seamen House of Large Sizes The House That Gloria Vanderbilt Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins The Humpers The Hurling Tandooris I Buried Paul I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky If Cows Had Wings I Hate You I Just Killed My Parents I Love My Shih-Tzu I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness Immaculate Infection Incest by Marriage Infamous Bastards Inflatable Grandpa The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls Inflatable Party Sheep The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac The Invisible Fish Business The Introspective Playboy Invisible Flintstones Iodine Raincoat I Played in Anal Spew Iron Liver Iron Prostate The Italians Obsessed with Cheese It's All Meat I Wrote the Bible The Jean Paul Sartre Experience Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy Jehovah's Witness Protection Program Jello Logic Jenny's Pussy Jesus Christ and the Nail Knockers Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army The Jesus Presley Experience Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits John Cougar Concentration Camp John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler Johnny Cakes and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso Johnny Jism and the Plastic Wood Experience Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes Juggernaut Crustacean Kerrigan's Knees Kick Ass Ernie Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks Kill Me Kill Ted Knight King Fucker Chicken Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit] Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons K.Y. and the Backsliders | |
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Large Marge And The Tell 'Em I Sent Ya's Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers Lawn Piranha The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation Lesbian Ninjas Lick the Fat Elvis Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch Lipstick Sandwich Little German Sailor Kid Lord Panic and the Exploders Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple Lost Underpants of Doom Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly Lucifer Loves Tarantino The Luminous Toilet Bowls Lung Mustard Lust Buckets Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers Major Nelson & The Screaming Jeannies Manson-Nixon Line Marcia Brady's Tits Mary Kay and the Cosmetics Ma Shot Pa Mate/Spawn/Kill Max Galactic and the Cloud of Evil Max Roach and the Holders Me and My Right Hand Meatpipe Meaty Pants Mechanical Tampon Fish Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees Melissa's House of Crabs Men Among Poodles Menstrual Gravy Mermaids In the Basement Microwavable Tree Frogs Midget Sperm Bank Mile High Super Sloth Minnie Pearl's Jam Miracle Wimp Mr. Bill and the Cumtones Mr. Happy and the Genocides Mr. Holland's Anus Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show Mr. Shit Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers Moist Fist Monkey Fucks Football The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir More Drunk Cowboys Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn] Much Ado About Shit The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden My Baby Wants To Eat Your Pussy My Dog Has Hitler's Brain My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult My Inverted Stomach My Three Scum My Uncle's Asshole My White Bread Mom Naked Potato The Naked Skinnies Nancy Reagan's Abortions Nasal Sex With Broken Glass Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions Natural Fonzie Naugahyde Chihuahuas Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt The Negro Problem Nervous Christians New Squids on the Dock New Wave Hookers 9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse Nipple Hardness Factor Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints Norman Bates and the Shower Heads Nothing But Puke Nothing Heavier Than A Car On My Head Not Now I'm Naked Not With My Camel Nuclear Dog Food Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls Nuts Can Surf Octapussy Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick 1,200,000 Dead Tibetians The Only Alternative & His Other Possibilities Operation Dirtman Organic Condom Mazda Drugs The Original Piece of Shit Band Oui Phucter Out of Godzilla's Butt Out Vile Jelly Ovarydose Ozzy Beard Spaghetti Pabst Smear Pacific Gas and Electric Blues Band Painful Discharge Painful Rectal Itch Paisley Brain Cells Pamper the Madman Pandora's Lunch Box Paracoccidioidomicosis- Paul Minor's Great Big Ego Pearl Harbor and the Explosions Pee The Pee Tanks Penis DeMilo Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death Penis Sheurekan Penis Wrinkle People With Chairs Up Their Noses Peppermint Dildo Pepto Dismal Perforated Head Personal Hygeine Peter and the Test Tube Babies Phenobarbidols Philemon Arthur and the Dung Phlegm Phone Bill from Hell Pieces of Lisa Pimps of Venus Pineapples From The Dawn of Time Pink Slip Daddy Piss The Piss Drunks Pissed Officers Piss Factory The Pissflaps Piss Wizards Placenta Sandwich The Plastered Bastards Plastic Nude Martini Plastic Santa Claus Playdough Fish The Pleasure Fuckers Poonanie Cramp-Up Poop Shovel Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks Pope on a Stick Popemobile Popular Organs Post Nasal Drip Poultry in Motion Power of Pussy Power Snatch Pregnant Men Premature Evacuation Pretentious Flamedogs The Price of Dope Prick Prick Harness Prison Rape Scenes Proctal Taxedermy Projectile Booty Nuggets The Pro-Midget Mafia Proof of Utah Psychic Buddhist Gorillas Psycho Sluts from Hell Public Enema PubLic Hair Puke Daisies Puking Squirrels from Hell Pungent Frustration Purple Headed Love Warriors The Purple Waxheads Made of Foam QuarteRoy Quasimodo and the Eunuchs Queer Wookie Question Mark & the Mysterians
Rabid Rabbis Radical Vulvectomy Rage Against the Coffee Machine Raging Woodies The Rampant Hedgehogs Random Dudes Rash of Stabbings Rat in the Gravy Rats of Unusual Size Real Fucking Idiots Recktum Rectal Nightmare Rectal Pizza Red Neck Girlfriend Red Red Meat Reluctant Stereotypes REO Speed Dealer Reserectum Results of Inbreeding Retarted Elf Revolutionary Corps Of The Teenage Jesus Rhinohumpers Rhymes with Orange Rhythm Method Roaty Toaty Scrotum Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries Rodney King and the Nightsticks Rolling Donut Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes Round Ear Spock Rubber Nipple Salesmen Rugburns The Runz Sam's Butt Satanic Chicken Fuckers Satan's Cheerleaders Satan's Cheese Saturated Fat Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman Screaming Fucking Hippies The Screaming Hormones Screaming Iguanas of Love Screaming Moist Accountants Scrotum Señor Cummypants The Sensitive New Age Cow Persons 7 Foot Spleen 7 Head Scream Sexellent Sexual Organs Discharging Liquid Substances Sex With Midgets The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra Sharon Stoned She Stole My Beer Sheep On Drugs The Shit Shit Bong Shit Birds Shit Dogs The Shitjackers Shit Smell The Shit Wilsons Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr. Shower of Smegma The Shower Scene from Psycho Sick Little Monkey Sik Fuks Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer] Sinus Envy 6 Hard Brothers and a Dog 69% Female The Six Virgins Skadelic Smegma Skaffle House Skeptic Tank Skinflick Skunk Death Sleezus Fist and The Latter Day Taints Slick Dick And The Volkswagens Slut Kitchen Sly and the Family Jewels Small Ball Paul Smegma Smegma & the Nuns Smell Bacon The Smelling Pisstakes Smilin' Hams The Smokin' Gopher Holes Smorgasborgnine Snails on Acid Snatch Snatch Attack Snot Rocket Snotty Scotty and the Hankies Snuff the Ficus Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front Sofistifucks Softcocks Solosex Some Kind of Cream Sorry About Your Daughter Soul Coughing The Sound of Munich Sour Discharge Spacecocks Space Hog Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy Space Negroes Spanking Bishops The Sphinctones Spock's Johnson Stark Naked and the Car Thieves *.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT] STD Police Sticky Finger and the Pornos Stillwarm Stillborn St. Mucous Straight Jacket Lucy Strawberry Foreskin Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene] Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies Stupid Fucking Hippie Stupid White People Sucking Diction Surfing Jesus The Surf Maggots Susanne and the Guys With Ties Swearing at Motorists The Sweaty Bitch Hogs Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess Tall Dwarfs T-Bone and the Spit Vendors Ted Bundy's Volkswagen Ted Ed Fred The Telephony Bandits of Doom Temporary Darkening of the Stool Ten Mile Tongue Testostertones Texas Is the Reason The Texas Nazis Thank God We're Immortal Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler They Tried To Frame OJ They Were Expendable Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 This This Ain't a Goddamn Field Trip People, It's Fucking War This Is Our Daughter This Is Serious, Mum Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys Three Meter Peter Three-Stiff Trunk Three Teens Kill Four Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan! Thurston Howell's Boner Tit Wrench Toiling Midgets The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza Too Fat to Skate Tooling for Bovines Toothless Rooster Men Tortured Scrotum Toucan Slam Toxic Shock and the Tampons Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew Trailer Park Bitch Transexual Hitler Translucent Ballsacs Traveling Dingleberries Trout Fishing In America Twelve Pound Buttock Two For Flinching Two Stroke Boner 2000 Flushes Ultimate Spinach Uncle Scam Uncle Bob Touched Me Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies Uncle Sandwich Universal Orgiastic Picnic Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos The Urinals Urine Specimen Vagina Dentata Organ Vaginal Reference Van Gogh's Ear The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness Venus and the Razor Blades Vic Morrow's Head The Virgin Connie Swail Virgin-Whore Complex The Veronica Cartwrights Vic Vaccume and the Attachments The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black Vomit and the Zits Vomito Negro Voodoo Meat Bucket Voodoo Tuna Wafflebutt Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS] Walking With Edna Was I Naked Wayne County And The Electric Chairs We Break For Wayne Newton Weird People in Giant Condoms Weird Skull Control The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles We Need Girlfriends We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water Who Carries the Organ Who The Hell Are You? Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands? Windy Austin and the Hothouse Tomato Boys Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children The Wookie Basket Wookie Lust Worse Than Celibate The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers The Yeasty Girls You Have Ten Seconds To Unfuck Yourself Your Naked Mother You've Got Foetus on Your Breath Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction |
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September 2009: August 2009: My Baby Wants To Eat Your Pussy Trivia Richard Kuykendall at Associated Content posted a long think-piece about the site on 4/30/2009. The Canonical List of Band Names was written up in Entertainment Weekly back in 1999. An early (1996) review of The Canonical List of Weird Band Names appeared in The Amplifier. Many of the first band names to appear on this list came from the pages of Fizz Magazine, the great alternative music zine published in the 1990s (now sadly defunct). Kudos "Keep it up. You're doing God's work." "Beauty list, keep up the good work!" "Amazing that you're still around. It rules." "Nice site...I got fired for laughing so hard..." |
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