Matt Feeney at Slate gets totally down in your Speedo to prove, totally, totally, that surf flicks are not, REPEAT NOT, homoerotic, citing, among other unimpeachable sources, those totally nonhomoerotic dudes, Tom Wolfe and John Milius, not to mention Aristotle and the totally non-homo Friedrich Nietzsche. So if you are totally in to watching flicks featuring muscular young men in shorts, relax, dude! You’re totally normal. A big, bare-chested bro-hug to Matt for making this totally clear!
*Warning! This flick contains chicks in bikinis! Prepare to be bored!