Bright Lights Film Journal

These Boots Are Made For Walking

Ms. Britney Spears is shown above leaving the scene after trampling Bright Lights paparazzi William Frederick “Chip” Higgenbotham. Chip got the shot but says his BL blazer is ruined. Not to worry, Chipper! We’ve got a million of them!

Afterwords
Wondering about that object dangling from Britney’s thigh? If you gotta ask, you don’t wanna know.