Bright Lights Film Journal

Phasers set on stunning, part 1

National Make Fun of Star Trek Day already? Yep. Time flies, but the calendar don’t lie. So skip the setup, and on with the jokes. Fasten your seatbelts, girls, it’s going to be a bumpy flight.


“We are supposed to be gay, aren’t we?”


“Dressing in matching outfits does not make us look adorable. Dressing in matching outfits would make us look adorable if we were the fucking Bobbsey Twins.”


“Oh, I don’t know. Can one be ‘too butch’?”