You thought Lindsay Lohan was in the hospital because of appendicitis? Fool! It’s her liver. The National Enquirer is all over this, as well they should be: “Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die!”
Apparently, levels of two enzymes are so high as to suggest that the liver cells of America’s favorite underage alky are damaged and are leaking enzymes into her blood stream!
Want to know which enzymes? I bet you do! Then buy the fucking National Enquirer! “Free media” ain’t free, mon frère. Get off your ass and buy a dead tree!