Bright Lights Film Journal

I am mourning, God damn it! I’m mourning the death of innocence!

Those turds at Page Six are all over Lindsay Lohan’s case for not showing at Robert Altman’s funeral in the Big Apple. According to the Manhattan slime merchants, LL “was out partying in L.A.” instead of mourning the man she had described as “closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years.” I suppose that to Page Sixers “partying” means not wearing a veil and pretending that you aren’t the coolest thing ever! Like Lindsay needs the New York Post! Like she needs New York!

In more cool chick news, Jennifer Aniston has nude boob problems, but you won’t get to see them. And Britney’s still bald.