Madonna, while on tour, requires management to provide the Material One with a new, hygienically sealed toilet seat at each venue, which must be discarded once she leaves the building.* (Via Rush & Molloy)
As a follow-up, Madonna spokeschick Liz Rosenberg explains “I don’t know if anyone helps her wipe, but there are probably people who would volunteer.” Hey, honey, I might wipe her ass, but at least I don’t kiss it.
In further sightings of celebrities gone wild, Madame Tussauds has made a wax baby, of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, of course, going on display in the Big Apple today, along with reps of Momma and Pappa in an “African-themed” nursery setting. Li’l Shiloh has already raised millions for charity, according to E online, noting snarkily that “Meanwhile, at three months old, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ (mostly) unseen offspring has yet to accomplish anything of note–except maintaining her anonymity.” Ouch, huh? Will people please lay off the Tomster? Watch for my glowing review of MI-III in the new issue of BL.
*One of my great, great aunts, a member of the Cleveland Theosophical Society, traveled with her own toilet seat as a way to avoiding bad karma.