I doubt that anyone asked, but not-quite-as-obscure-as-one-could-wish “actress” Jenny McCarthy confides that these days she always wears a bra when humping main squeeze Jim Carrey.* “I can’t stand it when they just slither past my arms and lay flat like pancakes.”
Jen, hunny, your breasts don’t “lay flat like pancakes,” they “lie flat like pancakes.” Your tits may sag, but your grammar doesn’t have to. And guys do notice!
I never got around to seeing it, but from all accounts, Jenny’s sagging tits are the least of the horrors of Dirty Love, a film she both scripted and starred in and one of the most pummeled flicks of 2005. “JoBlo” administers an amusing beat down to the DVD version here.
*Or anyone else, presumably. The real news, of course, is not that Jenny is sagging, but that Jim Carrey is screwing her, more proof, if any were needed beyond his performance in Fun with Dick and Jane, that Carrey is locked in a desperate downward spiral to the gates of Hell. Watch out for Cerberus, Jim! He bites!